Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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