A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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