Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
