Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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