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I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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