Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the day after is always just damage control
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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