you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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