Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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