There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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