He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
the day after is always just damage control
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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