Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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