please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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