I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.