This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that