I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff