I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Everclear isn't food dammit
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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