The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
