either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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