i barfeds in our rink
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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