Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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