I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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