dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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