I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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