I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
I'm really busy with my period
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