belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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