My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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