Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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