I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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