Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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