As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm too high and old for this...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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