Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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