PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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