I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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