can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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