Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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