Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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