I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We have so much sex to catch up on
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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