I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
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my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize