Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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