i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It's official drugs can't kill me
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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