Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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