That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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