I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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You've changed since you got that strap on
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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