Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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