she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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