we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
