Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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