dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I seem to have left my pride at pride
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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