It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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