And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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