i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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