I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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