Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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