so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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