your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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