Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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