k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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