I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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